My Bar Tab Is $125.50

Some of it are just ridiculous and COME ON! We've all earned that damn 50cent! I'm sorry! I was a kid!
Mummy, daddy, you should be proud that my bar tab is within legal limits =)
What's YOUR bar tab?

• Smoked pot -- $10
• Did acid -- $5
• Ever had sex at church -- $25
• Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
• Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
• Had sex for money -- $100
• Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican --$20
• Vandalized something -- $20
• Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
• Beat up someone -- $20
• Been jumped -- $10
• Crossed dressed -- $10
• Given money to stripper -- $25
• Been in love with a stripper -- $20
• Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
• Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
• Ever drive drunk -- $20
• Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
• Used toys while having sex -- $30
• Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
• Went skinny dipping -- $5
• Had sex in a pool -- $20
• Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
• Had sex with someone of the same sex --$20
• Cheated on your significant other --$10
• Masturbated -- $10
• Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
• Done oral -- $5
• Got oral -- $5
• Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
• Stole something -- $10
• Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
• Made a nasty home video -- $15
• Had a threesome -- $50
• Had sex in the wild -- $20
• Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
• Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
• Had sex with someone 10 years older --$20
• Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
• Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
• Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
• Went streaking -- $5
• Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
• Been arrested -- $5
• Spent time in jail -- $15
• Peed in the pool -- $0.50
• Played spin the bottle -- $5
• Done something you regret -- $20
• Had sex with your best friend >-- $20
• Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
• Had anal sex -- $80
• Lied to your mate -- $5
• Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25