Alcohol anyone?

They look tempting huh?

Lunch break discussion- alcoholism. Am I an alcoholic? Instead of guessing myself, lets test test aaar...

1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking? no
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy? no
3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people? no
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation? no
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking? no
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking? no
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking? no
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare? no
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking? no
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time of day? no
11. Do you want a drink the next morning? no
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? no
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking? no
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business? no
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble? may be
16. Do you drink alone? no
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking? no
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking? no
19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence? sometimes
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking? no

Results
1 YES to any one of the questions = definite warning that you may be an alcoholic.
2 YES to any two, the chances are that you are an alcoholic.
3 YES or more, you are definitely an alcoholic.

I thought the questions would be more of 'how many per day?' or 'how many per week?' ... crazy... guess I need to lay off booze huh?